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Post by Gannondorf on Dec 17, 2013 14:28:25 GMT -5
Zelda was about to speak but was interrupted by Isabel
"Alright now that most of you have introduced yourself we can let the class begin. Our first unit is actually appropriate." Isabel chuckled at the lesson plan she had and looked up at the class. "Especially considering most of you are hormone driven teenagers and young adults. We're doing a parenting skills unit. Everyone here find a partner of the opposite gender and make sure they're responsible."
Malon chuckled Great I just know he's going to ask me.
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Post by keaka on Dec 17, 2013 14:40:50 GMT -5
Dorien looked over at Zelda, not even needing to ask if they were going to be each others partners. He slip a little closer to her (if that was even possible at this point) and smiled. "You are responsible, aren't you?" He joked lightly.
Zeyphr leaned close to Malon and batted his eyes. "whaddya say? Want to be my partner? Pleaaaaaase?" He would beg on the ground if he had to. He didn't want to end up with some random creepy person.
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Post by Gannondorf on Dec 17, 2013 14:48:14 GMT -5
Zelda nodded "Yeah I'm pretty responsible!" She said kissing Doriens cheek Maybe I do that a little too much she thought looking at her mom.
Malon sighed "Fine fine! Just stop begging!" She said rolling her eyes.
"Now everyone of you is to come up and get one of these baby dolls. You will have to take care of it for a month and then turn it back into me. I will be able to tell if you mistreat it." Isabel said smiling.
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Post by keaka on Dec 17, 2013 16:16:11 GMT -5
Dorien laughed. "Well That's a good thing! I wouldn't want someone who was going to get me in any trouble!" He blushed a little as he followed Zelda's gaze to her mother. I really hope she doesn't see every time we do that...
Zeyphr wrapped Malon in an over exited hug. "Thank you so much!! I owe you one!" He smiled as he pulled back. "So.... What's this whole thing about again?"
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Post by Gannondorf on Dec 17, 2013 16:20:10 GMT -5
Zelda laughed quietly "I would never dream of it!" She paused and caught her mother staring at them as if judging Dorien "DO you think she'e watching us?" She asked as she stood up to get her child.
Malon double face palmed and shook her head "Christ all mighty" She moaned from Zephyr's... uniqueness. "You can redeem it now. Get that baby and take some thing to make you less... Jumpy."
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Post by keaka on Dec 17, 2013 16:54:10 GMT -5
Dorien shrugged as he stood up to walk to the front with Zelda. "I'm not sure... But you know what they say about parents knowing everything..." He shuddered at the mere thought. It was slightly unnerving if you thought about it... He smiled sheepishly at Zelda's mother as he picked up their 'new child'.
Zeyphr shrugged and stood up. "Alright, alright. Calm down, I'm going." He walked up to the front and held a doll up by it's arm. "So what, exactly, is the point of this whole.... thing?" He asked Isabel in a dead tone.
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Post by Gannondorf on Dec 17, 2013 16:59:46 GMT -5
Zelda tilted her head "What do you mean by that? What do you think she knows?" she asked in pure innocence.
Isabel sighed "It's to give you an idea of the stresses of being a parent and in your case to see how long it'll take you to kill it." she responded all ready knowing Zephyrs incompetence would 'kill' the child.
"Hurry up! Hold it like a normal child!" Malon ordered from her seat.
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Post by keaka on Dec 17, 2013 17:08:30 GMT -5
Zeyphr glared at the teacher. "What do you mean kill it? Shouldn't it have a gender if it's me new kid?" He whirled around to look at Malon. "Normal? I hold my bro like this all the time and he loves it!" Never the less he reluctantly flipped it so the doll was laying in his arms as a normal child should be.
Dorien studered. She really doesn't get it?! "Oh, it's nothing, Zelda. Don't worry about it." He chuckled as he carefully picked up a child and started walking back to his seat, avoiding all eye contact with Zelda's mother.
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Post by Gannondorf on Dec 17, 2013 17:18:28 GMT -5
Zelda sighed and gently bumped into Dorien "No baby tell me!" She said playfully. "I want to know!" she looked at the doll and frowned "Should we name it?"
Isabel sighed and shook her head "As a mother of over six kids I know what I'm doing. Hold him normally ok? The gender is whatever you choose"
Malon sighed and waved him over "Come sit with me!"
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Post by keaka on Dec 17, 2013 17:35:05 GMT -5
Dorien just laughed. "It's just an old expression people use about how parents know everything their kids do. Nothing literal."
"Fair enough." Zeyphr shrugged and passed the doll to Malon as he retook his seat. "Congratulations. It's a boy." He yawned, not particularly interested in taking care of a fake child for who knows how long.
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Post by slayerofoden on Dec 17, 2013 18:21:47 GMT -5
"baby parenting hell no there is no way I'm going to do this" kira said noticing the crow outside the window "Yes finally" kira said bursting out of his seat and jumping and phasing out the window in a blink of an eye
"so what is it today" kira said reading the note the crow was carrying... "observation.....well thats somewhat disappointing well a jobs a job" he said making his way to his targets location to start his mission
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Post by Gannondorf on Dec 18, 2013 6:18:07 GMT -5
Zelda sighed and shook her head "Oh. I should've known that" she said in disappointment with herself.
"That's fine Kira fail my class!" Isabel said smiling "It's not like you were going to graduate in the first place!" she shook her head in disbelief and looked at the class "Why enroll if you're not going to take it seriously?"
Malon knew she had to get a good grade on this so decided to turn up the charm "Aw..." She said holding the doll as if it were real. "I think this is a great test for any man who wants to date me! I mean what better way to prove you're a good person than by showing me how you'll treat our kids?"
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Post by keaka on Dec 18, 2013 20:57:48 GMT -5
Dorien smiled and placed a hand on hers. "Don't worry about it, I thought it was cute!" He looked at the doll then back at her. "Well? What do you think we should name it?" He laughed lightly. "It has your eyes."
Zeyphr looked at Malon like she was insane. "Kids? Who said anything about kids?!" He paused finally realizing what she was getting at. "Oh right! Kids! Yeah, sure. Responsibility. Sounds like fun."
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Post by Gannondorf on Dec 18, 2013 21:08:25 GMT -5
Zelda chuckled and stared down at the baby "Um well..." She paused and grinned "Daisy! I like that name! What about you?" she asked Dorien.
Malon face palmed yet again and grumbled under her breath "I'm going to have a dent in my skull because of you. Look if I fail this because of you I will kill you ok?" She threatened shaking her head "Lesson one about me. If you want me to like you you HAVE to be very responsible ok?"
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Post by keaka on Dec 18, 2013 21:15:41 GMT -5
Dorien nodded. "Daisy sounds perfectly fine to me!"
Zeyphr smiled, trying to look charming. "I can be responsible! Just you wait and see! I promise you that we won't fail this assignment!" He soluted her and chuckled. No way was he letting some lame assignment stop him from flirting with a girl!
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